"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"
"We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus."
"Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog!"
"Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera."
"O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin."
A glimpse into the real Roman Empire.